Planning on enjoying Single Awareness Day with your cat, again? We've got better plans.

Join us for some axe throwing and mead.

Compete to win attention and prizes by displaying your highly attractive axe throwing skills! Highest score of the day will win a HORN CLUB MEMBERSHIP.

Feeling even more spurned after not winning? That's ok... Pass us a handy dandy photo of your ex and we'll ceremoniously shred it and offer you a free pour to sooth your wounded soul.

Da Rules:
1) You cannot win if you have won in the previous tournament.
2) No substitutions (You cannot have multiple people playing for one person).
3) Limit one free pour per spurned lover.
4) Normal game fees for throwing axes will apply during the competition except for a tie breaker.
5) All Exes must be human and real. No cats, dogs or Canadian girlfriends).
6) All axe contestants must be 21 or over.